Just waiting for summer to arrive. Double points if it comes with a boat ride and a cute boy. Triple points if said boy is a Varun doppelganger.
Kourtney: We could do it in the shower, we could do it over the toilet…
Scott: You’d let me do you over the toilet?
i remember when we broke up
the first time
saying, “this is it, i’ve had enough,”
we hadn’t seen each other in a month
Taylor Swift, in the style of e.e. cummings
I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.
When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as I grow older, I admire kind people.
Guess which Spider-Man-loving-geek dragged her friends to the Broadway show and had them floating out of the Foxwoods gushing and apologizing for being such musical theater elitists?
Oh, give us pleasure in the flowers today;
And give us not to think so far away
As the uncertain harvest; keep us here
All simply in the springing of the year.
Oh, give us pleasure in the orchard white,
Like nothing else by day, like ghosts by night;
And make us happy in the happy bees,
The swarm dilating round the perfect trees.
And make us happy in the darting bird
That suddenly above the bees is heard,
The meteor that thrusts in with needle bill,
And off a blossom in mid air stands still.
For this is love and nothing else is love,
The which it is reserved for God above
To sanctify to what far ends He will,
But which it only needs that we fulfill.
Robert Frost, A Prayer in Spring
My running list of “fictional male characters who have ruined real men for me” presents: Steve Smith.